Oh Shit, its time for psychedelic accomplice phone sex! I get really antsy around this time year. The doctors and nurses put me in a straight jacket and set me in front of the television all day. They have their little festive office parties and go home for the holidays. But that doesn’t stop us psychotic bitches from having our own fun. As soon as the security is at its lowest point I come out of these locks and chains and find things to do.

Most of the time I go into one of the laundry rooms and masturbate. But today I wanted a partner to get crazy with. Pushing myself back on the wall I waited until the nurse left and went on the prowl.
I bypass the old timers and go right for the newbies coming in. I look for the ones that haven’t been broken in yet. Normally its some skank that is coming down off of a high. They are the best ones for threesomes and other unpleasantries. I am sure if you have been reading my blog lately you know how fucked up things can get around me! (Giggles)

Accomplice Phone Sex

Once the nurse strips them of their luxuries I creep up behind them. It’s also a quick way to inspect their bodies! I want to be sure of the slut that I fuck! What really does it for me is those round orbs. Not small like mine but a cute size B does the trick. Then I check out their legs and muffs. There have to be lots of hair down there for me to tickle!

Since most of these fucks have been in jail for a while those hair piss foams are full of it! Then I go about grabbing them away from the nurses and taking them to the abyss of the unknown. That’s a psychedelic orgasm for those just tuning in! By the time I am done they are so happy to have me as an accomplice for decrepit behavior that they let me do what I want. That’s what breaks me from the rest! My ability to just be your level of crazy whenever you need it!