Listen up your Mistress Phone Sex Provider has an announcement! What the fuck do you think you are doing? Keep your God Damn hands off of the merchandise unless you plan on paying for it. I hate motherfuckers who try to touch me without giving up the wallet. It cost a lot of money to look this good, and your credit card is expired.

How did you think you were going to fuck me with your finances out of whack. Taking me to the car dealership and driving me around in the manager’s vehicle was pathetic. Here I was thinking you were some big baller and you are a fucking puny runt. I don’t have time for insignificant little sluts. But since I had a free moment I think I need to rewrite the rules.

First off most of my slaves know they are to get the dog bowl. You can pick it up with your pussy lips. You are not to use your mouth for anything but kissing my fucking ass. You may wipe the dirty shit that falls from there, but you will not be touching anywhere on my body with that filthy thing.
When I am in need of shoes, you will crawl over to me with them in your mouth.

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You don’t use your fucking hands for anything. You will not touch your dick at any time! If you do, then I will just hang up on you. I don’t have time to waste on the details, but there is a Norwegian Cruise coming up that you are going to pay for. Don’t fucking whine about the cost. I hate that fucking shit! You better start working double shifts to get it covered! The next thing on the agenda is that I don’t like to be kept waiting. So pick the phone up Sorry Ass loser and call me now!