Malicious Deviant Phone Sex with me is deadly! Hey, dumb ass have you ever fucked a dead skull before? I have I was fucking you last night, so I know what the fuck that feels like. Laying there stiff as a fucking board and not moving was boring me. That’s why I took up the battery extension cord and attached it to your nuts. Seems like you needed something to help get a rise out of you. I must have misread the instructions though. It said do not turn on near water. I did just that. You were laying there like a corpse in the bathtub anyway!

It was the only sensible thing to do. I didn’t realize it was going to cause a short in the building. When your body started smoking, and the lights flickered on and off, I knew I overdid it. I guess there is a reason that they only use these kind of charges for electrical cars. The voltage just intensified and you were jerking around like a fucking rag doll.

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I would say that it was pretty funny. But what is more amusing is that when your eyes rolled back in your head, I thought that was my cue. I thought it was some epiphany to fuck you! So climbing on your rod, I decided to give you a little pussy to put some life back in you. But by that time you were already dead.

So when I ask about the skull thing don’t be shocked. You just didn’t have any other purpose after I electrocuted you to death. I figure your skull with the way it is shaped will make a cool bowling ball. I can’t wait to stand at the head of the lanes and roll you down there for a strike. At least you are getting some use after your life is over because you sure were worthless as fuck when you were alive.