pssst…. can you keep a secret? I have a little confession to make. I am in the mood for some drunk phone sex about now. I’ve had a little to much to drink and I am feeling a little tipsy. I’m just so upset let me tell y’all what just happened. I was sitting at my friends house, we were drinking jack and coke feeling good. Well, truth be told, I was drinking all Jack in my cup. I like my liquor straight up. The same way I like being a Trailer Park slut bucket who has drunk phone sex.

Just as I’m done drinking, I take this random guy in the back room of the trailer.  I’m taking off my pants because I wanted to have my pretty kitty kissed on.  He starts playing with it and he starts to smell and taste his fingers. He can’t get enough.  I’m about to squirt all over his face but I want to turn around and have him shove his massive cock in me and slap my ass at the same time..
WELL…needless to say he took off his pants and he literally wasn’t even 3 inches long. He was rock hard. Of course I pulled my pants up immediately. I took the last shot out of the bottle, then spit it out!  I couldn’t stop laughing at his little bitty sissy ass cock.

Drunk Phone Sex

So now that the trailer park is in bed without me i’m in desperate need of some drunk phone sex! I’ll be looking for your call and lets see if you can do what he couldn’t.