Blasphemy Phone Sex in the Holy Temple gets me off! Does it do it for you? The Bible makes me so horny that I wish I could suck off Jesus when he was nailed to the cross. While sitting here in this theology class, I want to rip off my panties and tell the Blessed Virgin Mary why they call me a teen slut! But, in this militant camp, you just can’t do things like that.

Or can you? As soon as the bell rings I head to the church to say a few prayers. More importantly, it’s the place where I go to masturbate and cum all over Jesus’s face. You have to agree that he was just a man too. He had urges and wants like anyone else. In fact, I am sure that his mother Mary went into his room at night and played with his holy stick. All the while Joseph lay there sleeping not making a sound.

I bet the holy spirit really did rest on Jesus’s balls when he squirted out man spit on Mary. All the while that fucking MILF was cock sucking him hard so he could go and be a super whore for the masses. I am sure if she was present for the first miracle of turning water into wine, she was involved in some forced intoxication. She probably held his mouth open while she pushed liquor into his ass. Then she rode him to kingdom come. Those guest didn’t know what hit them.

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While I am thinking about the “SAVIOR,” my ass starts burning. That is a prime indicator that I am about to let out some delicious hot juice! I focus my aim on the SWEET LIPS of GOD and utter his name in a final finish. That’s when the door opens, and a priest comes walking out. He tells me its so nice to see students so involved with the LORD. I close my eyes and cross my tits in the holy cross method making sure to hide my hard nipples. “It sure is!” I reply all the while cleaning up my milky white cream from my fingers!