Come have some dirty cheap phone sex with me! Let’s pretend for a moment that you are the millionaire on the hill. I am your school girl slut and you are trying buy some of my cookies? How much would you pay for a kinky whore like me ? If you are saying 200 to 300 then you would be wrong . A cheap phone sex whore like me goes way lower than that. If you look at the bottom of the keg thats where I will be!

If you are asking me how low I can go.. then think of how dirty you want me to be. A trailer whore can get pretty despicable let me tell you .

Just this morning I was cleaning out the shit bowl and realized I didn’t have pine sol . So I used my tongue instead to get in those hard to reach areas . Then I took the plunger and rim rodded myself for about half an hour or more! When I spill my cookies men love to spit out their spunk!  A man who will play with me will never have a full bowl of cum! And I love to clean up after myself!

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By the time I finished my bowl was lemony fresh with piss water! Now that’s what I call super clean and super dirty. Wouldn’t you agree? But you don’t have to take my word for it just ask my siblings. One day they came home early and I they got a earful. Or should I say mouthful of my happy spice sauce!

I forgot to mention that my window was open and my cum shot clean across the trailer park ! I think I hosed down two of my next door neighbors and their four legged friend too!

But those are just a few of the things you get with me. A dirty slut mouth and cheap phone sex whore that loves getting nasty!