A small dick humiliation phone sex moment, is what you need! Wait a minute friend don’t let your ass get in on a ticket you can’t cash! What I hate most are those studs out there that think they know how to break a slut like me off. When you inadvertently tell me about your dick size, you should be honest. If you have something that looks like a rub a dub nub then own it. I am pretty tired of hearing about these jokesters with these mini dick problems.

You call me saying that you can keep up with me. I listen to your victory story of how you slew your dick in this average bitch and she loved it. Then when you come over to my house, I have to get the lube and boxes of sensitive lotion to feel anything. Honestly pathetic bitches, if I didn’t use that sensitive lube on you, there would be no way I could feel anything!

Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex

You know as well as I do that the last thing you fucked was a Barbie or Ken Doll. That’s because it failed to have genitals distinctive enough for your little grope hugger to fuck. It’s a damn shame that the little minions and mini-me asses you created call you Daddy. What they should be calling you is small cock phone sex loser Bitch. I was cleaning up your little one tonight, and it looks like her pussy is better than yours! (LOL) So, the next time you try to boast about your small accomplishments shut the fuck up! I know that shit is a GODDAMN LIE! Within the next 24 hours, the rest of the world is going to know too because I cut out diagrams to show them on Instagram!
Since I am feeling a generous tonight, well not really ( I need a good laugh!) Stop by and show me how you use that motherfucker again! My friends on Facebook could use some entertainment!