There is nothing like setting up financial ruin phone sex on a bunch of sorry asses! When I decide to seduce your ass, you will know. Last night my friends and I went to a local strip club to unwind. It usually isn’t my kind of establishment, but I didn’t want to be a party pooper, so I agreed to go in. The lights were pretty low, and there was a distinct cigar smell that filled up the room. It looked to be one of those after hour party places that were out of the way. A few of the patrons that were there were sipping their gin and tonics and watching the fat ass bitch on stage do her dance.
I looked down at the nickels and dimes on stage and smirked. If she couldn’t rouse these sorry motherfuckers out of a few dollars, then it was going to be a long night for her. Every once in a while I feel a little charitable, so I decided to help the slut out. Waving at the DJ, I slid up on stage with my ass cheeks hitting the floor with a loud thud.
I pushed Rip Van Bitch to the side and started gyrating my hips to the beat. My friends gave me all the applause I needed as I dipped as low as I could on that hot dick pole in center stage. I flipped my head back and worked my jeweled hooters all over that silver stick like it was a real dildo. My friends started posting some of my stunts on Instagram and before
I knew it was a full house of motherfuckers throwing up 100 dollar bills on the stage. Some of the hornier motherfuckers put their ATM cards on the stage with their numbers for private dances. Seeing all the money motivated my ass to piss out my squirt sauce like rain on these assholes! That’s right, and MONEY always makes me cum! So when you get ready to call be prepared for financial ruin phone sex! Before I strip down to my bare essentials, pay me, motherfucker! Just like all of these bitches did at the strip club last night!