I have been thinking lately that the shrink is right about me being a deviant killing phone sex whore. Being a pretty babe has its advantages. I don’t ever have to wait for my meds at the nurse’s station, and I can fuck any of the guards in this hell hole I want! I can also swap my ass as a bargaining chip when I get tired of a motherfucker and want to take them out! Yes, I take the meds because I like to stay high! Don’t you know a little Lithium can go a long way inside this place? Take, for instance, my bunkmate. I had to straighten out that scrawny little bitch the first night.

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She was hooping and hollering while I was trying to get my beauty rest. You know any serial killer slut has to dream and plot her next move! I got up behind her and pushed her ass into the bars. I guess I don’t know my strength because I knocked her brains out! I was hoping to have a little blood fun before the guards came crowding in. They whisked me off to solitary confinement before I could fuck her! Bummers on that one! I guess I am just going to have to fuck one of the guards like I usually do!

They try to act like they don’t like fucking a paranoid schizophrenic. The more mental I am, the better these motherfuckers will nut! Or at least that is what the last guard says. That was before I took his life with his shoe lace. Don’t worry I made sure his man seed came out before he died. I can do the same thing for you when you come for a visit. Nine times out of ten you won’t be leaving this shit hole unless it’s in a body bag! No one escapes from this deviant killing phone sex whore.