Welcome to this castration phone sex experience. Now I must tell you I don’t know why you want this, but in case you didn’t know what you’re getting into exactly, I AM going to cut your balls off. I know, I know, it freaked me out too when you decided this is what you wanted me to do with you but, my mind is made up now and I’m going to go through with it. I promise it won’t hurt but you wouldn’t care either way. You’re in the mood for wickedness, so let’s just get them off .

 I need you to lay down on this already dirty table and spread your hairy legs. There’s no going back now, sir. once your nuts are off, they’re off. I must tell you that I move kind of fast so honestly if you’re serious about this you may not even notice what is happening. So, tell me a little bit more about yourself, whilst I look for my blade. I honestly don’t know what type of scissors I’m supposed to use, and I didn’t do any research, but yeah I carry a pocket knife. You don’t care?, you say? Good because care or not, this is happening. Talk to me about your wife, your kids, your whole goddamn family tree.

Um, sir, the procedure is finished. No anesthesia. Just determination and carelessness.You don’t care about your balls and neither do I.  And clearly you’re determined to have them gone because you asked ME to do it. You know, I have a history of cutting people. It’s one of my greatest pleasures. You make sure to tell your friends about our castration phone sex and don’t forget to tell them how quick and painless it was. And tell them to tell their friends. The more clients I have to cut, the happier I’ll be. If you can think up ANY way that I can cause you harm, you make sure you call me first. Momma needs a new victim.