“hello”? “HEY PRINCESS”! This is how the caller greets me upon answering the phone. “Oh, I’m going to spoil you. What do you want? I want to take you shopping? I want to buy you whatever you want. When is your birthday I want to spend a pretty penny on you”. This made me excited and I know if i should be a character or if i should really try to make this possible. “Your mother is going to be jealous of you this year. Last year it was her but this year you get everything. I want to have Bratty phone sex, by the way”. Well that cleared my question.

 “But daddy it’s not even my birthday”. “It doesn’t have to be your birthday for me to want to spoil you. But first i want you to tell daddy that he cant have his way with you just because i buy you gifts.” Ok, so now I like this part. “Dont fucking think that just because you gift me things that i will suck your little thingy again. and i want your fucking wallet. I can buy my own gifts, and if you don’t give it to me i will tell your pervert boss that you’ve been stealing from work so that you can spoil your daughter and i don’t care because he’s going to buy me stuff anyways and ill tell mom that you ‘ve sleeping with me and that you told me that you love me more than her and that when i move out you’re going to leave her”.

 I must’ve blown his mind because he’s now stuttering and it’s really funny. You know how those simple dads are. “Sure, baby, take my wallet and go shopping and take your friends. Hell, buy them whatever THEY want. ” Two days? Daddy needs some loving before you go”. Clearly he didnt hear me say that I’m not giving him shit! I just sat in silence but not long until he said, “thanks for the bratty phone sex.That felt good. Bye hun”. The call disconnected.