What’s the best way to make use of a confession? To confess your fucking sins or to commit them? I say commit them all the way we can meet up at a church And go into the confession and fuck the shit out of each other while the priest watches us and listens, chances are his sexually oppressed ass will just jack off and not even try to stop us. Maybe he will even join in with us,  turning the entire church into a big fucking orgy. The most sinful of all glory holes. Oh, the divine fucking glory!!

What else could we talk about with blasphemy phone sex? How about we turn those rosary beads into a kinky set of anal beads! Or just maybe I’ll be real naughty and shove the crucifix in my tight balled pussy while you pull the Rosary beads out of my ass.  Talk about a crucifix. Let’s put a whole new spin on nailing Jesus to the cross. *giggles loudly*  Nail, Jesus, ha ha, fuck Jesus. Brings a whole new meaning to saying, “Oh God” as you are about to cum, doesn’t it? Was Mary really a Virgin? Please, seriously. We know what she really was.

Let’s get really daring with our blasphemy phone sex. Let’s fuck on the altar when the priest isn’t looking, cover me in wax from the altar candles and give me the church tips. We will get drunk on sacramental wine and you can eat holy communion waivers right out of my pussy while statues of Jesus, Mary and all of the apostles watch us with jealousy and disgust. You can use that baby Jesus butt block on me too. As long as you promise to cover me and the altar and loads of hot sticky cum! And when we are all sweaty and spent, we can wash ourselves clean with holy water, because why the fuck not? That’s what it’s there for- To cleanse away our sins, right?

Let’s get sinful together.