Don’t say no to blasphemy phone sex and threesomes! The Bible is plenty fucked up. There are all sorts of “Man Fucking” in there. The priests are always telling us to brush up on the fucker for Sunday Mass. I read it occasionally to get my pussy sloppy. It’s either that or flirting with the altar boys during the sermon. How lucky I am to be so close to the “Lord”.

This semester they cut some funding to the church so the nuns have students working in the church. That means we have to take our lazy asses to the parish to help out. I figured it’s a good way to get some points off of my detention. Plus they won’t be harping about me reading the fucking Pussy Choker of a Bible.

I bet you on a basis of ten I can find five passages in there that have to do with fucking. Religious fanatics just don’t want to admit that.

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That’s exactly why I was helping clean the choir pews today. I just happen to mention to the nun in my class that God made fucking to multiply. So it would be quite natural for me to fuck all the cocks in our class to get dick batter!

She didn’t like that at all and so here I was cleaning out the pew! It actually was a good thing though. I had my eye on this young fuckable guy named Chris. Everyone in class calls him a devout Jesus Christ Lover. But I was going to be making him holler for Christ by the time I was done.

I got back to polishing the pews with a special cum spit shine and went to look for him. I found him in the priest’s office with a cock stuck in his mouth for a deep throat! Its probably because I rewrote some passages from the Bible to warp his mind. He’s young and impressionable that way. It didn’t take much encouragement for him to realize that fucking isn’t quite a sin! Well, I have to go now and join them for a threesome! But if you need some teaching on how to acquire the holy squirt juice of a whore give me a call!