Don’t say no to blasphemy phone sex, and threesomes! The Bible is plenty fucked up. There are a lot of stories about “Men Fucking” in there. The priests are always telling us to brush up on the fucker for Sunday Mass. I read it occasionally to get my pussy dripping wet. It’s either that or flirting with the altar boy during the sermons. How lucky I am to be so close to the Lord.
This semester they are cutting some funds to the church so the nuns have some students doing some work in the church. That means we will have to take our lazy asses to the parish to help out. I kind of figured it would take some points off of my detention. Plus, they wouldn’t be doing any complaining about me reading this pussy of a Bible.
I bet you based on ten out of five passages that have to do with fucking. Religious fanatics don’t want to admit it.

That’s exactly why I was helping with cleaning the pews today. I just happened to mention to the nun in my class that God made fucking to multiply. So, it would be quite natural for me to want to fuck as all the cocks in the classroom cumming deep inside my pussy.

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She didn’t like that at all, so here I am cleaning the pews. It was actually a good thing for me though. I had my eye on this handsome and popular boy in the class named Bo. Everyone in class calls him a devoted Jesus Christ lover. But, I will have him hollering Jesus Christ by the time I am done with him.

I got back to polishing the pews with this special cum spit shine, and go look for Bo. I found him in the priest’s office with a cock stuck in his mouth, deep throating. It’s probably because I rewrote some of the passages in the Bible to warp his little mind. He is young and impressible that way. It didn’t take much encouragement to get him to realize that fucking isn’t such a sin after all. Well, I have to go now and join in on a threesome with them! But, if you need some teaching on how to acquire a squirt of holy juice of a blasphemy phone sex whore give me a call.